When did you get so smart?" He tapped his forehead. "Brain transplant. They put in a whale's. I'm passing all my classes with my eyes closed now, but I just can't get over this craving for krill." He shrugged. "And I feel sorry for the whale that got my brain. Probably swimming around Florida now trying to catch glimpses of girls in bikinis. Maggie Stiefvater
About This Quote

Responding to a question by tapping your head and saying "Brain transplant" is a way of telling the person that you have just had major surgery. This can be funny or it can be serious depending on your intent. It could also be used as a response if someone comment on something you just said.

Source: Lament: The Faerie Queens Deception

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